assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

note-a-bear:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

❤

yeezytaughtme:

if you act like you’re above appreciating a good pop song i don’t trust you

digitalfisticuffs:

cygnett:

august 21st

by the time someone finds this it may be too late. the boys have filled the yard already. i destroyed the milkshake long ago, that was what brought them here. but they do not relent. their patience is surely growing thin, and i don’t know how much longer the front door will hold.

it’s only a matter of time.

fassyy:

kisexy:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

 #i am that friend